Somebody in it for the wrong reasons……surprise?

8:00 PM – excited…….I know it may seem ridiculous but I can already feel the excitement

8:03 PM – group date…..Anaheim is already bumming

8:05 PM – Photo Shoot?……..when that dude said “In Style” a few of the girls had looks on their faces that said “what is In Style.

8:06 PM – and Jake already had his shirt off……..Roslyn already wants to bite him, wow

8:07 PM – crotch shot!!!!!!!!!! Throw it around baby, who is this Roslyn chick? Someone should teach her the meaning of “lady in the street but a freak in the bed”

8:09 PM – time to go back to managing the restaurant Christina…….and Jake to the rescue, pilot in shinning armor.

8:14 PM – Manhattan swimsuit model is getting her time……oh no girl in a bikini, game on. These girls seem to begetting awfully Jealous for it being only episode 2.

8:15 PM – Jake trying to be sexy is funny…….now all of the girls are in their suits, Jake doesn’t know what to do with himself.

8:18 PM – I am confused does crazy chick from the OC want the diamond or Jake?

8:22 PM – Jake loves hearing what a great guy he is…..wow is Christina drunk? …..yep…..and enter Roslyn, she is about as subtle as an elephant. Jake seems uncomfortable with this forwardness. Second that he went straight for the rose. For her really?! This proves that all dudes do have one track minds. If super “nice guy” is this easily bought off…..

8:26 PM – love how these ladies are staring at the necklace…….the crazy girl seemed normal for a second. I like the Ally girl……early fav for me. I hate it when people on this show use the term “complete package”

8:30 PM – Isn’t this the girl that doesn’t like to fly? She is going to crap a brick, this is awesome. I thought having a fire extinguisher a good thing?

8:32 PM – maybe it is just me but is she overdressed for this? Good thing we got her that diamond necklace.

8:37 PM – now were in Palm Springs and parking in a field….oh Ally you aren’t going anywhere. She doesn’t seem likes a girl from New England.

8:40 PM – oh I forgot about the Florida girl, Vienna……this is awesome crazy girl didn’t get a date.

8:43 PM – Jake in for the kill…queue the kissing music.

8:44 PM – Chicago is still playing gigs? How in the world did they ever drag them away from Ft Lauderdale?

8:45 PM – great commercial tease….bring on the drama.

8:49 PM – Santa Barbara, Palm Springs, and ……Magic Mountain? Oh you mean the park is closed, and they get it all to themselves. That is still lame right?

8:51 PM – crazy Michelle is letting the crazy out. always worth it.

8:52 PM – Natalie thinks that Elizabeth is pretty. She has a note for him? What is this Junior High? A note about kissing? Wow she is playing a great game about this kissing thing. Me thinks Jake is eating this up.

8:58 PM – Cocktail time at Magic Mountain……nothing goes better with carnival games than a martini.

9:00 PM – Florida was engaged to the “pastor’s kid” broke is off and eventually eloped to a guy she didn’t know and got divorced 4 months later….wow I actually feel bad for her. I may have read her wrong.

9:01 PM – no Ashley he doesn’t want to kiss you.

9:02 PM – I knew that kissing note from Elizabeth messed with his head…..she cashed in with a rose.

9:10 PM – I had forgot about Ella, the kick boxing mom from Tennessee. Happy Birthday here is your cupcake and an awkward kiss on the cheek.

9:11 PM – Tinley now if not the time to tell him about the first marriage…..don’t do it!!! Does it seem like there are a lot of divorced chicks this go round of the show?

9:15 PM – Michelle is classic crazy. She scares me and it bothers me a bit to think that se lives a couple of miles away. Is this her game crying on rose ceremony nights? This is like fatal attraction.

9:16 PM – Perhaps it is just me but does this crazy Michelle person have a Martina McBride look? Let freedom ring!

9:21 PM – Roslyn bugs…..Chris seems pissed. What a ho! She is totally not denying. This is awesome. Chris looks like he wants to scream this could be his best moment as a host on the show. Come in a limo leave in a van. Peace out.

9:25 PM – If I were ABC not sure I would let her go back in and talk to the other girls.

9:31 PM – Chris is telling Jake…..I think he may cry, Jake that is.

9:33 PM – Come on Jake…how did you not see this coming? I mean Roslyn had “I’m here for the wrong reasons” written all over her. She will milk her rive minute of fame on the talk shows all week.

9:42 PM – All of the girls are shocked and crying except for crazy Anaheim. Are they really surprised or is it just the pressure of the show bringing about emotions?……Is Jake playing a victim card? Way to speak up crazy Anaheim….you’re still psycho.

9:51 PM – did Jake just refer to Roslyn messing around as an Affair? He has known her for what a couple of days……Can you believe it after all the good times she was cheating.

9:52 PM – Rose time……send crazy Anaheim home, no wait keep her. She has more to offer. Vienna…..ok…Gia….sure whatever…..Tinley…..good my wife’s fav….. Ella…. everyone’s favorite mom….. Alicia….. boring……. Corey…who?… .Jessie…  .hmmm…… Ashely H……for sure….. Michelle….more drama to come…..Katherine…whatever?

9:56 PM – peace out Cristina and other Ashley with the Halloween costume…. Didn’t Christina bring parting gifts for the other girls last week?

9:58 PM – Jake you hang in there….you wife IS here.

9:59 PM- Teaser for next week…more drama surprise, surprise.

As much as I like the weird moments that Jake creates as a bachelor. I think I enjoy watching the Bachelorette format more, something about dudes going after a girl. All of these ladies chasing Jake and his abs is too much petty drama. Couldn’t look away if I tried and believe me I have tried.